books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
Wow I like the way their corpses smell
that was more creepy as fuck
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
Yes yes yes
Hazel and Augustus’ initials together are “HA” LIKE JOHN GREEN IS PLAYING SOME SORT OF JOKE AND IS LAUGHING AT US FROM A DISTANCE.
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